Hey y'all, I'm back. Turns out that blogg.no sucks, who'd have known, right!? I don't really have any followers here anymore, but I will continue to refer to you in plural - to make me feel important. That's the way I roll. I haven't announced the "sudden change of blog" on my former one (the blogg.no thingy,) but that's just the way I want it. You see, I find it really awkward - the whole "writing in English" thing, so I'd rather have noone reading it.

Today I will answer random question for my own pleasure. This being the first post (in a while) and everything, quality isn't important. Right? Right? Hallo? Anyone? ... Well, never mind, as we say in Norway: Silence consents. Or something.

To warm you up, here's a picture of me (of course):
This is by the way my favourite picture of myself these days. Mostly because I remember how genuinly happy I was when it was taken. It's almost like I can hear David Bowie from the stereo, feel the warm softness from my favourite sweater - and the faint tiredness from muscles who has been smiling WAY to much. Ah, if I could only go back in time... And oh, growing stylish facial hair is my hobby these day, you likie? :-)

But now... Back to the point! POKEMON. Yeah, not really though. QUESTIONS. Fraghen. Spørsmål. Questinos. (Who am I kidding? I don't know the Spanish word. For yes, that was supposed to sound Spanish. I fail.) These questions are from random sites all over the infamous world wide web, and guess what - I haven't kept track of the sourses! That's how bad I am.

What's your favourite tv show of all time, and why?
Well, obviously, I can't choose one.Four on the other hand, is a perfect number in this context. And the answer is of course: That '70s Show, Skins, The Inbetweeners and The Big Bang Theory. Why? That '70s Show is not only funny, but during the 8 seasons we get to know the characters very well - without it getting boring. Skins are first of all BRITISH, so how could I NOT like it? It's also very... It has pretty quotes and it's just pretty, kinda. With characters we like and love - and loathe. Its also a bit deeper than both The Inbetweeners and The Big Bang Theory. The Inbetweeners is hillarious, british and entertaining. Love it. And The Big Bang Theory is clever and funny - and who doesn't love Sheldon?

How many hours a week do you spend watching tv?
The answer here is: zero. I very rarely watch tv, and that's of course the reason to post the question. To sound oh, so social and non-nerdy. The fact is, I watch everyting online. And how many hours a week I spend on the computer? The anwer would be quite depressing, and not something I want to think about really. Really. Just ask my cyberfriends!

Has reading a book ever changed your life. Which one and why, if yes?
Yes! I've always loved books, and I have read many books that changes - if not my life, then the way I look at it. Haruki Murakami is perhaps my favourite author, and I always have a new feeling when leaving one of his universes. The books that have changed my life the most will always be Harry Potter. I used to be quite a fanatic Harry Potter fan, and even though I'm not anymore, there's no escaping that these seven books really have changed my life.

How many books do you read each year?
I've always tried to count, but I've never succeeded. I read roughly 3-7 books each months, so let's say 5 is an average month - I guess we could say 60 books a year.

Who's the three best looking celebs of the opposite sex?
Rupert Grint and Bård Ylvisåker. Definatley. The third is harder... Louis Garrel? Robert Sheehan? Vladimir Consigny? Aaron Johnson? Alex Turner? Adrien Gallo? You get the picture. I like the stereotype British/French /musician. That's how clishé I am.

Who's your favourite singer or band?
Morrissey/The Smiths. No doubt. I also like David Bowie, The White Stripes, Jimi Hendrix, The Libertines, The Fratellis, The Stroke, The Hives, Led Zeppelin, Pixies, Wolfmother, Tom Waits, The Wombats, The XX, Fleet Foxes, BB Brunes, Arctic Monkeys, Franz Ferdinand, The Kooks.

What's your guilty pleasure?
Music: Eminem. Movies: Wild Child and Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging - THEY'RE BRITISH MKAY?!

What's your favourite movies?
Hm... (Checking mubi.com) The Dreamers, Nowhere Boy, Sweeney Todd, Pulp Fiction, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Cry-Baby, Across the Universe, Driving Lessons, The Virgin Suicides, Edward Scissorhands, I Shot Andy Warhol, The Man Who Loved Yngve (Mannen som elsket Yngve.)

When did you last cry?
Like... really cry? When I watched Tears of Gaza. I didn't realize that I was crying until my scarf was wet. My eyes were soar for days. "When I grow up I want to be a lawyer, so I can take Israel to court."

Favourite person to quote?
The superawesome Bertrand Russel of course. Morrissey's lyricses are also very quoteable. And random quotes from books etc.

... There. I'm starting to get bored now, so I'll end this superawesome post with some SUPERAWESOME DILEMMAS.

Would you rather be rich or healthy? Healthy, not so fond of money really. But wait... would that mean no more chocolate? In that case; rich.
Would you rather be good looking or healthy? Good looking. Again: Not fond of money.
Do you believe in death penalty? Nah. It has, of course, a great preventative function. But I hate the idea of giving up on someone. It would be a terrible message to send out to the world. People can't change, let's just kill 'em. I like the thought of something good in everyone. Or at least: the potential of something good in everybody. Not to mention that it's so... double moralish. And easily misused. And it IS killing. I'm definitely against.
Would you rather have super strenght or super intelligence? Super intelligence! Silly, silly dilemma. The answer is so obvious.
Would you have the power to become invisible or the power to read minds? Well... after Twilight raped the whole "reading minds" thing, I'd say become invisible. To be fair, I'd say become invisible even if Twilight hadn't raped it. I really like secrets, and it would be sad to suddenly know everything. It would invade everyone's personality, and every relationsship would be fake. Of course I could try not to use the power, but I believe I would have been too tempted. And what's the use to have a superpower and not use it? Invisible would be prefect. In PE classes for example, or taking the bus for free. Stalking people... Oh, you would never be safe! I'd hate to be constantly invisible, so it's have to be a power I could switch on and off whenever I wanted. Yup.
Should marijuana be legalized? Orrh, damn! I'm still not sure what I think. I agree and sympatize with all the argumens for legalization, but I'm just not sure.
Would you rather spend the rest of your life without a significant other, or have a partner who's extremely difficult? Okay, this is the best dilemma. I... I... have to think. My first answer was: I'd spend it alone, in peace and quiet. But then... Orh. The best quality in boys in my opinion, is laidbackness. Might be the reason for my Rupert Grint-obsession. I hate when people want to fight all of the time, it wears me out. But we live in a community where "single" is synonym to "uncomplete". Which again could be a reason not to have a partner, to prove them wrong. Hm.. But if I were to live with an extremely difficult partner, it must be because I (for some reason) loved him. Damn, I don't know what to choose. Good dilemma.

... So what do you say, non forever - or someone quite nasty?